Thursday, December 22, 2005

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

New Yankees centerfielder Johnny Damon has been known to claim that he wears his beard and hair long because of a nasty skin condition. More power to Yankees owner George Steinbrenner for imposing a sartorial and grooming standard requiring Damon to get a haircut and a shave. But when the hair comes off, what if he looks like Vincent Price in "Return to the House of Wax?"