Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Barry, Turn Off the TV and Come to Bed

Giants slugger Barry Bonds, whose reality TV show is about to begin on ESPN, reportedly is concentrating on some television entertainment of a different ilk. Because steroids are known to shrink testacles and develop men's breasts, "you knew it was time to clamp down when...Bonds began watching Desperate Housewives to see what kind of shoes they were wearing." -- From