Friday, January 05, 2007

J.D. Drew's Locker, Storage Items Returned to LA

When oft-injured outfielder J.D. "Nancy" Drew left the Dodgers more than two months ago, he left instructions that his locker be cleaned out and its contents and other items be shipped to him in care of the Red Sox at 4 Yawkey Way, Boston.

But with Drew's contract talks with the Sox stalled due to ongoing concern about Drew's health, the shipment has been refused, thus causing to be returned to Los Angeles Drew's shoulder and knee braces, splints, bandage rolls, traction harness, IV bag, cane, crutches, wheelchair, iron lung, 14-karat gold pillbox and favorite porcelain-lined stainless steel bedpan.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot colostomy bag

The Cooperstown Kid said...

Colostomy bag.