Monday, July 14, 2008

Madonna Catholic, A-Rod Faithful

Madonna's Brother outed her as a Catholic on Good Morning America this morning, so her affair with A-Rod must not have happened.

According to her brother, "she's still a Catholic girl" and for that reason it's "highly unlikely" that any fornication took place.

"It seemed absurd to me," he continued.  Yes, absurd.  Absurd like the time she tried to crucify herself.  Absurd like the time she tried to have David Letterman smell her underpants on the air.  None of that happened either.  A Catholic would never do such things.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

dear god!!!

Anonymous said...

Man, you are jonesing hard for Madonna arent you? I bet you sit around muttering to yourself, "I wish I was Britney ... I wish I was Britney ..."

Samantha Parkington said...

"And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man [(woman)] to enter into the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 19:24

Anonymous said...

Jonesing for Madonna? Jonesing for Madonna? Why would anybody Jones for Madonna? Oh, that's right. Liz Taylor is in the hospital.