Madonna Catholic, A-Rod Faithful
Madonna's Brother outed her as a Catholic on Good Morning America this morning, so her affair with A-Rod must not have happened.
According to her brother, "she's still a Catholic girl" and for that reason it's "highly unlikely" that any fornication took place.
"It seemed absurd to me," he continued. Yes, absurd. Absurd like the time she tried to crucify herself. Absurd like the time she tried to have David Letterman smell her underpants on the air. None of that happened either. A Catholic would never do such things.
Labels: A-Rod, Madonna, perversion, promiscuity
posted by Anthony @ 7:46 PM
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Greg Fieg is a former sports news editor and award-winning writer whose bylines have appeared on the wires of the Associated Press and in numerous publications, including San Antonio Express-News, San Antonio Light, Houston Chronicle and Philadelphia Bulletin. He formerly was posted in various positions on the U.S.-Mexican border with Freedom Newspapers, and was a regular, independent contributor to United Press International. The former Cooperstown Museum Guide is a graduate of State University of New York at nearby Oneonta.
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dear god!!!
Man, you are jonesing hard for Madonna arent you? I bet you sit around muttering to yourself, "I wish I was Britney ... I wish I was Britney ..."
"And again I say to you: It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man [(woman)] to enter into the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 19:24
Jonesing for Madonna? Jonesing for Madonna? Why would anybody Jones for Madonna? Oh, that's right. Liz Taylor is in the hospital.
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